10. The first thing I thought of was "What will I wear?".
9. I have only ever ran when someone was chasing me.
8. One lap of swimming and I thought my lungs would crack.
7. The theme of Jaws keeps playing in my head while training in the gulf.
6. I can train and train and still gain weight.
5. I can't wear any make up during the race. (Maybe just a little lipstick).
4. Who is dumb enough to train for a triathlon in Florida in SUMMER?!
3. I just learned the divorce rate is really high in triathletes.
2. I can still fall off my bike standing still in my driveway.
And the #1 silly thing...
1. Maybe I SHOULD have gotten those breast implants for more buoyancy.
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